Veterinary Humor - Where did I go wrong? by Michael Obenski - Stampede by Dr. Bo Brock - DVM
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Enough to make a vet blush

November 1, 2009

A dog boarded at the clinic appeared to become ill and coughed up something that brought everyone running and caused the ladies to blush. It was a red thong panty.

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Veterinarian roulette: It's usually played at 3 a.m.

October 1, 2009

Some clients seem to go through the Yellow Pages looking for a veterinarian who will answer the phone at 3 a.m. to handle or discuss a problem that easily could have waited for daylight. That's how you play the game of veterinarian roulette.

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The old man and the tree

October 1, 2009

It was closing time when the phone rang. The voice on the other end sounded liked the oldest living human. His prize heifer was down in a difficult delivery. So I headed out on what turned out to be a harrowing, after-dark chase in a 1977 sky-blue pickup truck.

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The traveling trophy

October 1, 2009

A walrus bone, the baculum, mounted on a plaque became a traveling trophy for the winner of the annual Illinois-Purdue softball game. When it was stolen, the effort to get it back led to a life-changing adventure.

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Reality check: a rural vet out of his element

September 1, 2009

The veterinarian describes his discomfort in leaving his quiet, rural environment to spend a few days in a major city where he and his wife were wined and dined, including an episode at a restaurant where the menu was entirely in French.

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Inside the mind of a practical joker

September 1, 2009

Meet practical joker Josh Kneeslapper, a man who claims to have tricked, outsmarted and sabotaged the veterinary profession successfully for four decades.

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Client taxonomy: Your field guide to identifying 3 more challenging subspecies

August 1, 2009

As you may recall from last month's column, my friend Arnie is America's foremost pioneer in the field of client categorization.

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Angry cat presents a sticky problem

August 1, 2009

The cat's name was Whoops, and it fit the rascal perfectly. He arrived in a pet carrier and would hiss and slap at the cage door if anyone even looked in his direction.

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DVM Newsmagazine nets national, regional awards for editorial excellence

July 21, 2009

Washington -- DVM Newsmagazine columnist Dr. Michael A. Obenski, Managing Editor James M. Lewis and Art Director Bill Joyce captured national and regional gold awards during the American Society of Business Publication Editors? (ASBPE) 31st annual Azbee Awards of Excellence.

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