Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
August 1, 2008
By:
Michael A. Obenski, DVM
I could almost hear the "twang" when Blitz hit the end of his leash and it stopped him short. The snapping sound of his big mouth almost catching my arm followed immediately. Mrs. Whiteflag was quick to apologize.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
July 1, 2008
The stage was all mine. With trembling hands, I went to work. ... As sheer dumb luck would have it, the surgery went perfectly.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
July 1, 2008
By:
Michael A. Obenski, DVM
Now, I've known Jim Panzee for years. You couldn't teach him to peel a banana.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
June 1, 2008
By:
Michael A. Obenski, DVM
My receptionist was choking, but there was no need for the Heimlich maneuver.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
June 1, 2008
We prefer to do surgery in the morning — my favorite time of day — before the telephone starts ringing and emergencies begin showing up. It's peaceful, and surgery usually can be done without hurry or distraction.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
May 1, 2008
By:
Michael A. Obenski, DVM
I was just about to begin a serious consultation with a jelly donut when my receptionist brought the news that Mrs. Frazzle was on the telephone. She sounded very upset. (So, what else is new?)
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
May 1, 2008
The psychic said to work on the horse's left front ankle and treat it with a plant extract only Granny Clampet had in stock.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
April 1, 2008
The 2-pound Yorkie was carrying a huge mountain oyster. It was hanging out both sides of his mouth, and he was proud as a peacock.
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Source: DVM360 MAGAZINE
April 1, 2008
By:
Michael A. Obenski, DVM
I was about halfway through my brilliant explanation of spinal disc disease when, suddenly, the exam room filled with the thrilling sounds of the William Tell Overture.
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