Veterinary Humor - Where did I go wrong? by Michael Obenski - Stampede by Dr. Bo Brock - DVM
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A little 'no-how' helps deliver the cold hard facts

January 1, 2007

I finished the surgery with feelings of pride and accomplishment. There were enterotomies in four places. The abdomen was closed, the skin was closed, and the drain was in place.

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People skills sometimes the hardest part of the job

January 1, 2007

Dealing with people is the part of veterinary medicine that one can never truly say they are good at. Some may profess to be comfortable with it, but most will agree that it is the hardest part of the job.

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The mind of a child

December 1, 2006

The puzzled looks on our faces were replaced with wide-mouthed, eye-squinting laughter.

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Piddle's wee wee lagoon rescue rife with danger, diagnostic intrigue

December 1, 2006

At her last office visit, Mrs. Dimbulb was very anxious to share her latest theory concerning her cat's behavior. "You know, Doctor," she said. "I think I know why Pierce misbehaves when he's here. It's those heavy gloves you people wear when handling him. Those gloves scare him. My sister, Mrs. Tranquil, brings her cat here, and she told me that her cat, Honey Pie, behaves just fine. I think it's because you don't use those scary gloves on her cat."

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Mr. Punster's wit strong as old concrete; he just cracked himself up

November 1, 2006

Will Dawdle was a great veterinarian in the 1970s. In fact, he still is.

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To catch a thief

November 1, 2006

They actually called the television station asking to put the event on the news.

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Mouse medicine: Who every said it wasn't a bargain?

October 1, 2006

As a veterinarian, you just never know what you are going to do each day.

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Anatomy: The parts can get confusing

October 1, 2006

Violet Shade is one of my most colorful clients, and I mean that literally. Every time I try to explain something to her, she becomes so embarrassed that her face takes on a crimson glow. Such was the case when I tried to explain why her cat, Pansy, couldn't get pregnant.

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Safety's cardinal rule: Just don't get hurt

September 1, 2006

I recently read an article touting the 10 safest cities in the United States. I could hardly believe my eyes. My town was not even mentioned.

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