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Born Yesterday

June 1, 2006

I gave him some ointment and a giant pair of sunglasses I had won at the fair.

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Secret Second Opinions sought by Mr. Nomad's clandestine city tour

June 1, 2006

I found Mrs. Clueless anxiously awaiting my return to the exam room as I entered with the bad news.

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The thong end of the spectrum

May 1, 2006

What do you say to a perfect stranger who just rolled into a ball of near nakedness in front of you?

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Medical genius or ice cream delivery driver; to close to call forsome clients

May 1, 2006

It happened in a little-known place called the Elwood Ivins Steel Tube Mill in Horsham, Pa. The year was 1968.

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Mrs. Blastaway takes aim at those 'high" exam fees

April 1, 2006

I barely got a chance to say hello before Mrs. Blastaway gave it to me with both barrels.

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These farm-hand 'doctors' are in need of some serious CE

March 1, 2006

It must have took about an hour of serious wiggling before I got it out.

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Bad things come in threes

March 1, 2006

Mr. and Mrs. Lunkhead showed up at my office one day last month. It was their first visit. It didn't take me long to hope it would also be their last. Their cat, Goner, looked about half dead.

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Ignorance isn't so bliss

February 1, 2006

I was going to catch it and have it bronzed for posterity.

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A toast to Chablis, Even in death, the nutsabouts' bond might be a little too tight

February 1, 2006

One day last month, I was cruising along a winding, two-lane country road when I noticed a man jogging up the street in the opposite direction. A moment later, I saw a lady walking briskly along a crossroad. She was wearing earphones and apparently listening to her favorite music as she waddled her way to fitness. Within the next few minutes, I counted six more people running, walking or exercising outdoors. This adds up to a strange set of circumstances for a wintry Sunday afternoon in eastern Pennsylvania. I wasn't surprised though. You see, it was Jan. 1, New Year's Day, and all those people had undoubtedly resolved to slim down and get fit during 2006.

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