Veterinary Humor - Where did I go wrong? by Michael Obenski - Stampede by Dr. Bo Brock - DVM
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Bad things come in threes

March 1, 2006

Mr. and Mrs. Lunkhead showed up at my office one day last month. It was their first visit. It didn't take me long to hope it would also be their last. Their cat, Goner, looked about half dead.

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Ignorance isn't so bliss

February 1, 2006

I was going to catch it and have it bronzed for posterity.

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A toast to Chablis, Even in death, the nutsabouts' bond might be a little too tight

February 1, 2006

One day last month, I was cruising along a winding, two-lane country road when I noticed a man jogging up the street in the opposite direction. A moment later, I saw a lady walking briskly along a crossroad. She was wearing earphones and apparently listening to her favorite music as she waddled her way to fitness. Within the next few minutes, I counted six more people running, walking or exercising outdoors. This adds up to a strange set of circumstances for a wintry Sunday afternoon in eastern Pennsylvania. I wasn't surprised though. You see, it was Jan. 1, New Year's Day, and all those people had undoubtedly resolved to slim down and get fit during 2006.

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An unseemly symphony

January 1, 2006

My job is to go to the front, lance the abscess and flush it out.

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Twilight Zone, The phone Call...Unfortunately it's not a prank

January 1, 2006

In the 1960s, Rod Serling came to my house each week. He took me, along with millions of other Americans, to a place he called The Twilight Zone. His television show, for which he wrote and hosted, featured half-hour stories with strange and bizarre endings. Many years later, Mr. Serling's format for entertainment was revised into a somewhat different form. It was called Twilight Zone, The Movie.

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Learning curve

December 1, 2005

The only people I could turn to looked like a gang of Marlboro men.

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Ghost of veterinary future delivers ultimate reminder

December 1, 2005

It seemed that everyone in the little town of Vetville had gone crazy. Arnie wanted nothing to do with them.

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"Nature" showcases Katrina rescues; Bayer sponsors special

November 18, 2005

SHAWNEE, KAN. - 11/18/05 - PBS's "Nature" series will feature on Sunday the storied rescue efforts of animals stranded in Katrina's wake.

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Hygienically challenged

November 1, 2005

Ms. Johnson and her mother were standing by, biting nails on both hands while they waited for the verdict.

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